Sunday, February 14, 2010

language barriers.

SLASH is best known as the former lead guitarist of heavy metal rock band Guns N' Roses, with whom he performed and recorded between 1985 and 1996. Lalo making his first cut the deepest and bringing back some slash.

*meet Lalo. he speaks very broken english in short breaths between cigarrettes, smahing chips ahoy, and inhaling chicken tenders from 7-11. lalo rips, he needs you to get him a new board or some sort of deal on a new board because he clobbered his doing some sort of back noseblunt switch 270 out to revert backside lipslide on a down flat up down flat down down more flat up rail . until then he'll be riding with torn edges, springs, loose screws, smoke, and clutter falling from his board. his pants are broke too. there he is in the backcountry, stepping away from the park and into the unknown. that day, as everyone was eating lunch at the snowmobiles, Lalo pulled out a two day old burger king cheeseburger. he saved it tightly wrapped and smashed in the bottom of his bag to ensure maximum taste. as Lalo bit into his very cold and flavor soaked burger a feeling of accomplishment overwhelmed him. Finally Lalo made it to America and was eating american hamburgers and hitting backcountry booters.

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